Really Funny Relationship Sayings

I came across  an awesome love quotes collection on a recent web surf and and I was really surprised. There is a large number of interesting funny quotes dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And there are many sources quoted not only famous authors but also movies, songs and other parts of popular culture. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..

Here are few interesting selections that I really liked:

 Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance. Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)

To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess (H.L. MENCKEN )

I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)

Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )

When the lights are out, All women are beautiful.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you’re welcome to one of mine! Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that’s sweet. (From the movie FIRED UP)

I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… ‘I wanna know your name…’  (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‘I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.’  (JERRY SEINFELD )

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.  (F. SCOTT FITZGERALD )

Romance is dead, It was acquired in a hostile take over between Hallmark and Disney, harmonized and sold off piece by piece. (From the TV show THE SIMPSONS)

Everytime she sneezes I believe it’s love (From the song ANNA BEGINS by COUNTING CROWS)

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! (MARYON PEARSON )

 For more quotes and sayings, head to The Love Quotes Encyclopedia